Headnotes

[1]    Conversations with my husband.

Him, as I am getting ready to leave for work on a Saturday:  What, no makeup? What about our date tonight?

Me:    Dude.  I am so busy you are lucky I even showered.

Him:    Good point.

[2]    My children are insane.

Owen is obsessed with the solar system lately.  He draws elaborate pictures (in which Jupiter is festooned with purple stripes) of it.  This morning he showed me his leg, which is festooned with a drawing of the sun in yellow washable-thank-God marker.

Later, hubby and the kids dropped off my crackberry at the office, and Owen showed me his leg again.  He has added a picture of Venus, which must be about to crash into the sun because it is saying "uh oh."